Take what you like and leave the rest.

gnarly-gnat:

people who say “add me on tumblr” 

(via shaqandbake)

pastelgothcastiel:

when people tell jokes about depression/suicide/rape at school

when the whole class laughs at the impeccable comedy

(Source: deosculated, via hahahaeun)

Every female I’ve dated has been a woodwind, and every male a brass. 

Am I sexist?

Your page is like Jade’s and will NOT let me ask you questions. I would just like to say I like all the porn. Even if I’m not a fan of penis. HAVE A GREAT DAY. OKAY. LUB YEW BAY

Yeah you know who you are. ACTUALLY you don’t. But I like you. A LOT. I told you today. Twice. You didn’t even realize it. Or didn’t care. Either way I’m repeating myself. I like you. OKAY?

I swallowed and tasted weed. JADE! I NEED WEED AND YOU NOW!!! SAVE ME! Oh and I was watching Boogeyman 3 and a guy was smoking from a bong and my grandma was like “Do you know anyone that does that?” “NO! Do you?” Just thought I’d tell ya. Miss ya deary<3

l0l guise~~

i shud b shaffffin mauh lags bt eye em 0n tumblr insted.

Hope you like my fur tomorrow, Jade<33 ;D