Take what you like and leave the rest.

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theseawasspooky: my friend came back from the UK today this is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:51:12 -0400

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:50:44 -0400

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

partyintheurl: whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:50:32 -0400

partyintheurl:

whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?

poopflow: what would jesus do? not u lmao

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:46:41 -0400

poopflow:

what would jesus do?

not u lmao

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:45:37 -0400

roughrimjob: beggin for the d like

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:41:34 -0400

roughrimjob:

beggin for the d like

merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:40:00 -0400

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)

sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)

the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)

sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/

snow is pretty (´･ω･`)

no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)

it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )

everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:38:47 -0400

twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:38:28 -0400

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

In the book I’m reading the main character is a mix between James and Tristan Arnold and if...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:37:08 -0400

In the book I’m reading the main character is a mix between James and Tristan Arnold and if you’ve ever met these guys you understand my pain. I love them to death but… I just.. UGH.

shutupaubrey: i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:13:42 -0400

shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

lonelywhiteasian: all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:55:05 -0400

lonelywhiteasian:

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life

bahhumpug: neverstarvingartist: Goodnight sweet pug. #pug I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:54:13 -0400

bahhumpug:

neverstarvingartist:

Goodnight sweet pug. #pug

I need this. Our at least my future children will need this.

tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:13 -0400

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:49:53 -0400

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

tastefullyoffensive: So close.[via]

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:46:07 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

So close.

[via]

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internetexplorers: DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:44:53 -0400

internetexplorers:

DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE