today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i panicked so i just blurted “i’m a lesbian” and then he got really quiet
if this gets to five hundred notes i think i’m going to throw myself off a cliff
(Source: imovedbye, via heyhihellocaroline)
HAHAHA
my life