ur so cute jack me off

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
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Asked by Anonymous:  
Smh over feminists saying there should be more woman politicians! I mean, it's a job for men! I mean, there's like 50 male presidents! How many female presidents? Zero!!!!11!1

as it should be, brother!!! we can’t give women 50% of the power, that wouldn’t be equality!!!

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(10290)   Filed under: nsfw cute undies 


less unhealthy tragic lesbian movies, more lesbian romantic comedies

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Ass according to sign
  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have
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✰ Bambi/Indie blog ✰

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(21870)   Filed under: nsfw bum 


Someone take me on my first date ill even let you pay

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(949)   Filed under: ;* lmao jk I get nervous every time someone pays for me oh god 


“It got some of the wrinkles out, but not all of them.”


“It got some of the wrinkles out, but not all of them.”

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sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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Real Friends [x]

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TRUTH. (via Torontoist)


TRUTH. (via Torontoist)

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The only thing I want to come back from the 90’s are some of the clothes.

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(2)   Filed under: and it's happening god bless high waisted shorts and crop tops 


a summary of american sex eduation

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(313270)   Filed under: same i love making out oh god it's my favorite sexual act because you both want each other so bad and ugh